July 2 2013
Robin at 4:35 am: Hi Gertie, it is Eleanor in Boca. I am worried about you. I got a strange text from you. Is this still your phone number?
Ben at 4:37am: I'm sorry but this is Lolita. Jacob just died.
Robin at 4:40am: Gertie, it this you? Are you ok?
Ben at 4:40am: No Taking care of paperwork
Robin at 4:41am: I am sorry. This must not be my friend's number any more.
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Rhinestone cowboy
June 27 2013
Ben at 5:42am: How was your sleep?
Robin at 10:32am: Dude! What are you? a homo!?
Ben at 2:08pm: Don't act so shocked
Robin at 10:37pm: You're a sissy!
Ben at 3:18am: I'm a cowboy
Robin : A Rhinestone cowboy
Ben: Great song-
then Ben sent me the song "RHINESTONE COWBOY" on my phone
It looks like it is time to step it up a little on this kid!!!
Ben at 5:42am: How was your sleep?
Robin at 10:32am: Dude! What are you? a homo!?
Ben at 2:08pm: Don't act so shocked
Robin at 10:37pm: You're a sissy!
Ben at 3:18am: I'm a cowboy
Robin : A Rhinestone cowboy
Ben: Great song-
then Ben sent me the song "RHINESTONE COWBOY" on my phone
It looks like it is time to step it up a little on this kid!!!
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Hmmmm
June 26 2012
Robin at 7:29pm- Just got off work. Do you want me to stop and get you some froyo?
Ben at 9:12pm- Oh yeah...How'd you know its my fav?
Robin at 9:13pm- After all these years, I certainly know what you love and don't love!
Ben at 11:10pm- Hmmmm
Robin at 7:29pm- Just got off work. Do you want me to stop and get you some froyo?
Ben at 9:12pm- Oh yeah...How'd you know its my fav?
Robin at 9:13pm- After all these years, I certainly know what you love and don't love!
Ben at 11:10pm- Hmmmm
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Sexy Sex Changes by Amber and Ben
Amber and Ben facebombing! Aren't they cute? I think
they both need a sex change!
The cat died
June 26 2013
Robin at 1:40am: A knife fell off the countertop and lanced her ear. She won't stop screaming. I'm on my way to the emergency vet clinic....will you meet me there?
Ben at 3:39am: I still have a flat tire.
Robin at 4:47am: The cat died.
Ben at 10:08am: Thought for sure she would live without an ear.
Robin at 12:16pm: She probably would have if you would have been there!
Ben at 12:18pm: sucks for her
Robin at 1:40am: A knife fell off the countertop and lanced her ear. She won't stop screaming. I'm on my way to the emergency vet clinic....will you meet me there?
Ben at 3:39am: I still have a flat tire.
Robin at 4:47am: The cat died.
Ben at 10:08am: Thought for sure she would live without an ear.
Robin at 12:16pm: She probably would have if you would have been there!
Ben at 12:18pm: sucks for her
Wrong tampon
June 25 2013
Robin at 6:07am: The Kotex brand was not a good idea! Blood everywhere. I am sticking with tampax!!!!!
Ben at 1:12pm: The string is always a plus
Robin at 6:07am: The Kotex brand was not a good idea! Blood everywhere. I am sticking with tampax!!!!!
Ben at 1:12pm: The string is always a plus
Do you have a boyfriend, Ben?
June 23 2013
Robin at 4:32pm: Do you have a boyfriend?
Ben at 4:59pm: Do you have a girlfriend?
Robin at 5:03pm: So is that a "yes", is it the big black guy I saw you with the other night?
Ben at 5:11pm: Depends. Don't know where you saw me
Robin at 4:32pm: Do you have a boyfriend?
Ben at 4:59pm: Do you have a girlfriend?
Robin at 5:03pm: So is that a "yes", is it the big black guy I saw you with the other night?
Ben at 5:11pm: Depends. Don't know where you saw me
No longer a virgin
June 9 2013
Robin at 11:45am: Sweet dude! No longer a virgin! Thanks for the tips!
Ben at 1:39pm: Well when you put the tip in, I guess you could say you're no longer a virgin
Robin at 3:50pm: What? Who is this?
Ben at 3:50pm: Uhhh you tell me. I've been asking you that for awhile now
Robin at 11:45am: Sweet dude! No longer a virgin! Thanks for the tips!
Ben at 1:39pm: Well when you put the tip in, I guess you could say you're no longer a virgin
Robin at 3:50pm: What? Who is this?
Ben at 3:50pm: Uhhh you tell me. I've been asking you that for awhile now
Where are you? Who is this?
June 4 2013
Robin at 12:16am : Are you running late? I am here waiting at The Tavern. Thought you said midnight.
Ben at 2:13am: Oops. Didn't realize what time it was
Robin at 2:26am: Do you know who you are messing with!?
Ben at 2:41am: Still there?
Ben at 2:45am: How did you get my number?
Robin at 3:49am: I'll tell you if you can guess who this is.
Ben at 4:06am: Bocephus
Robin at 4:11am: Quit kidding around! Why didn't you come tonight?
Ben at 4:20am: I had a flat tire
Robin at 12:16am : Are you running late? I am here waiting at The Tavern. Thought you said midnight.
Ben at 2:13am: Oops. Didn't realize what time it was
Robin at 2:26am: Do you know who you are messing with!?
Ben at 2:41am: Still there?
Ben at 2:45am: How did you get my number?
Robin at 3:49am: I'll tell you if you can guess who this is.
Ben at 4:06am: Bocephus
Robin at 4:11am: Quit kidding around! Why didn't you come tonight?
Ben at 4:20am: I had a flat tire
Hey Blondie!
June 3 2013
Robin at 9:06pm: I can't believe you dyed your hair blond! I didn't think I would like it but it looks awesome! You are way more brave than me!
Ben at 9:29pm :Thx. I am a hottie
Robin at 9:06pm: I can't believe you dyed your hair blond! I didn't think I would like it but it looks awesome! You are way more brave than me!
Ben at 9:29pm :Thx. I am a hottie
Nice to meet you yesterday Ben
May 29 2013
Robin at 5:44pm: I was really nice meeting you yesterday! :)
Ben: no response
Robin at 5:44pm: I was really nice meeting you yesterday! :)
Ben: no response
Happy Memorial Day Ben!
May 27 2013
Robin at 7:27am: Happy Memorial Day! Thanks for serving all those years!
Ben's response at 4:47pm: Thanks. Oorahh
Robin at 7:27am: Happy Memorial Day! Thanks for serving all those years!
Ben's response at 4:47pm: Thanks. Oorahh
How it all started
The end of April 2013, I had an idea to spoof Ben, a respiratory therapist in the hospital I work at. I thought it would be funny to send him random text- at different times during the day, no rhymm or reason to any of the texts. I would sometimes wait days to send a text or to respond to his response. I wanted to keep him guessing and have no idea who this could be from.
I would love people to leave comments and suggestions as to what I could text or if they have any ideas for the blog. Send Pictures of Ben if you have them to robinpence@hotmail.com. Put "benrt pics" in the subject line.
Definitely leave stories about this if you talk to Ben or if he makes a comment about it.
WELCOME! and don't tell Ben!!!
Above is the sequence of texts. I am trying to find the texts from April 29th to the first post so I can start from the beginning. Hopefully, Sprint can help me.
I would love people to leave comments and suggestions as to what I could text or if they have any ideas for the blog. Send Pictures of Ben if you have them to robinpence@hotmail.com. Put "benrt pics" in the subject line.
Definitely leave stories about this if you talk to Ben or if he makes a comment about it.
WELCOME! and don't tell Ben!!!
Above is the sequence of texts. I am trying to find the texts from April 29th to the first post so I can start from the beginning. Hopefully, Sprint can help me.
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